Also, this is an accurate representation.
Because all goss are cute, fluffy and smol?
Because, while adorable, Goss should not be approached unless you want to loose a finger
I thought we were trying to keep those get togethers a secret? We can’t let them know that we only meet up as geese! Oh wait… oops…
OOPS… Guess the goose is out of the bag?
I mean I guess so… You think Augustus will be mad?
I guess you could say “Ah quackers”
That’s fair. I’ve been bit by enough geese to know to leave them be.
All i know is i got cheese savouries, ice tea and a book making m contemplate everything i think i know…but…now i wanna look at duck pictures
Geese can be totally vicious if they wanna be. One time my mom told me a story of when she was out with my sister - they fed some geese bread and the geese got so worked up that they got surrounded and had to run back to the car lololol.
I am amused by Goose Goss tho haha.
Surely you can drink tea and look at ducks.
My sister got chased up a tree by a goose
Yeah, I went on a picnic once and the geese wanted it. I made the mistake of holding my ground and got lots of bites. Also, they have no hesitance about flying straight at one’s face for the sake of a sandwich.
Geese are terrifying! The coffee house I go to every morning has a big group of them that swim in their ponds, and they’re led by some regal swan geese hybrids… They amuse themselves by chasing cars out of the parking lot never bothered me though they must know I am one of them.
You see the only goose that tried to bother me I just told it to stop and it proceeded to waddle away so I might just be a goose whisperer?
Gossmere trait
The gossmeres have discovered a new power
Add that to the Guild affinities!
Telling Geese “No” but it works!
I just pictured a random Gossmere just walking up to a goose and the goose just nodding and waddling away and I can’t seem to stop laughing
Oh heck now they’ve formed a secret society