The Cabinet (General On/Off Topic Thread)

[CJB]

Designs an A button that perpetually presses itself.

[Nomad]

Destroys A with tears of laughter

[Revenir]

Quietly skitters across the room and mashes A down several times

[Nomad]

Dresses A up as female rabbit and places it it in a warren

[omega12]

Sets A behind a “Do Not Press” cover

[Nomad]

Presses the cover

Well crap

[VictorianFlorist]

Takes A and cover out on a nice date, I order a salad, A orders a steak. We talk a lot. I walk A home. A kisses me goodbye. I go home happy.

[Kelsey]

@CJB Chordie is abusing his powers in the Discord

[VictorianFlorist]

KELS, you fibbing to the God-Pharaoh?

[Chordie]

OH MY GOD, Kelsey!

[Kingsington]

It’s all true! I seen it with me own eyes!

[Kelsey]

Hmmmm?

[CJB]

Guys guys guys… re: Welcome Topic… This is all confusing enough. Go easy around the newbies pleesh.

[Deyavi]

I love you people. I almost snorted spicy salsa or my nose.

[Chordie]

Alright, alright. I’ll keep my idiocy to this chat

Sorry, CJ

[VictorianFlorist]

Whoops. We’re a little charged after Aether’s sudden appearance.

[Deyavi]

I was also wondering what the eff Steve is?

[Nomad]

I would recommend avoiding that. I snorted cayenne pepper spray once. Would not recommend

[VictorianFlorist]

You don’t want to know.

[Chordie]

@Kelsey would you please