oh god… what did you guys do… Is the thornhouse still okay?
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I blame Steve.
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For once, I actually don’t think Steve had anything to do with this.
http://forum.ackerlygreen.com/t/the-cabinet-general-on-off-topic-thread/481/344?u=chordie
From here down, pretty much.
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No, they’ve been trying to find me. I’ve been hiding for days. They want me to join the marriages but I refuse. I can’t disclose my location or Chordie and his sisterwives will find me.
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So you’re telling me we can only go back to the thornhouse if we get married to Chordie?
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Yes, it’s horrible. I’ve been running for days. I haven’t eaten in two days. He had Bells rigg the kitchen with glitterbombs. And they have constant surveillance on my room. Whatever you do. Don’t come back. Run, get help from the other guilds.
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You can say whatever you want about me being a horrible dictator, but I’m offended you think I would consent to more glitter D:<
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Well she’s doing it to aid YOUR efforts. So I assumed you asked her.
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You’re wrong in thinking I can convince Bells to do or not do anything. She’s the crazy one ;-;
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DID SOMEONE SAY GLITTER
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You don’t know how long I have been waiting for the day someone just needed a DM (since i started last year atleast).
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So we now have a game night, everyone is married (except for a few) which if thats what it takes to get back to the thornhouse, so be it aaaannnndddd Glitter?
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So do I have to marry you? Or can I come out of hiding and get something to eat.
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To access guild resources you must marry, atleast thats my unerstanding.
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But I was using them before! 
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This is your rule, not mine.
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You don’t HAVE to marry Chordie, but if you do I will totally make it a bomb wedding!
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I am going into the kitchen. Do not come after me, Chordie. And Bells! I want those bombs gone before I get in there or I will dump your glitter reserves in the ocean.
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