The Cabinet (General On/Off Topic Thread)

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Me or Bells (who I am volunteering against her will) can be Thorn

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¯\(ツ)/¯

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Me and @Crytter ?

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I will at some point! xD I just have so many things I want to draw. Right now I’m polishing the emojis, and I want to do Cags in the style of like, how Kristafer Anka does Starlord :smirk: Oh and Hot Cags Lauren. :joy:

@OracleSage I might share it later. Maybe I’ll clean it up some. The anatomy’s kind of borked so I want to fix it up a bit. :sweat:

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bork bork bork :joy:

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If you throw ‘pirate’ in there then I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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Lmao, the Cagliostro Quarterly. Subscribe for spicy pinups of pirates, dead hot guys, and group marriages. :+1:

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That’s hot

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Retweet
subscribed

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I’m so sad I have to leave this conversation for grown-up, non-piratic obligations. I love you all.

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We love you too!

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I however, have to leave for childish pirate related reasons :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

Love you all, see you later tonight after my well deserved nap and mabye some food.

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Okay I can’t draw, but I can type and that’s kinda like being creative if you squint and maybe if drugs are involved so here goes.

-Scene-

The Mountainers bring to completion their grandest magiqal achivement yet. Six seperate warding hexes were required to safeguard the casters, putting 36 mountainers at risk for madness and death just so the ritual could begin. Alliances were tested and pushed to their limits. Artifacts of great historical signifance were expended and cast aside. Friendships were dashed against the rocks of adversity . So great was the stress of the intonation that Deidre gave up her family’s generational work to retire from publishing and become the most popular jazz/blues singer in Dublin.

The final steps were bravely undertaken by @Brendon who chanted the same 37 syllable word for the required 42 hours and 11 minutes while staring at non-euclidian structures until he collapsed into a puddle made of his own tears and literally his own liquefied sanity.

As the final words fell to the great quiet of the held breath of every remaining mountaineer it was then this his precense was finally felt.

The black, hooded robed mountaineers (with their colorful guild insignia patches) heard his words as if they were the first words. Reverberating through all the halls of all the guilds, his booming, British, manly voice was heard by all.

Cags: “FROM THE INFINITE OCEANS OF MAGIC AND POSSIBILITY I COME BEFORE YOU. IN LIFE I MASTERED THE SECRETS OF MILLENIUM. IN DEATH I HAVE TRANSCENDED ALL KNOWLEDGE, ALL MAGIQ, ALL SECRETS. ASK YOUR QUESTIONS AND LET THE WORLD BE FOREVER REMADE BY MY ANSWERS!”

Mountaineers: “Okay, first question. Do you know Chordie?”

Cags: “I…I KNOW THE INFINITE BLUEPRINTS OF THE MULTIVERSE. I SEE BEYOND LIMITS AND THERE IS NO KNOWLEDGE BEYOND MY REACH. OF COURSE I KNOW CHORDIE!”

Mountaineers: “Awesome. do you…” giggles “…Do you think Chordie’s cute?”

Cags: “I THINK … wait what? is that honestly your bloody question?”

Mountaineers: “Well I was talking to Bells, and she was talking to Oracle, and he heard from Chordie that he thought you were cute. He was drawing little hearts with 'Cags + Chordie” in them. You have to have seen it it was tots adorable!!! Anyway, I couldn’t believe it myself, so I said “Bells, no way!” And she said “way” and I said 'no way!" And she was totally like “way!” and…

Cags: “…yes, I understand the question”

Mountaineers: “Right! So…do you?”

Cags: (long pause) "don’t you… " clears throat “DON’T YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH BEYOND THE HISTORY OF OUR UNIVERSE? THE SECRETS OF LIFE AND DEATH? DO YOU WISH TO KNOW NOTHING OF THE AFTERLIFE?!”

Mountaineers": Oh yeah! The afterlife! There’s a question about that on our list."

Cags: “SPELDNDID! ASK AND LET US WRITE A NEW HISTORY FOR MANKIND IN THE TELLING!”

Mountaineers: “So, in the afterlife…what are you wearing? Is it all loose and maybe shear? Or is it really tight and leaves nothing to the imagination?”

Cags: “alright you lot can bugger off. I’m out of here”

Mountaineers: “Dammit, he left. Someone wake Brendon up, we gotta start over!”

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Can we PLEASE get @SimonAG to make this a reality?

This is a whole new type of magic. I’d narrate this if it wasn’t about me. Actually, I would totally be down for narrating the non-Mountaineers speaking parts. This is just too f :thornmouth: cking funny

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I voulenteer

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Canon.

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My favorite word.

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I feel like the degree of memeing and sh :thornmouth: tposting that happened today is nothing short of legendary and should be preserved for future generations.

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I feel like an entire book should be dedicated to this legend of a thread :sunglasses: The cover should be DJ Brenny Bren’s flyer.

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I don’t know what Steve’s slipped into all of y’all’s drinks…but I’ll take a double-shot of whatever it is!! Put me on board for whatever’s going on! :joy:

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